theremin chronicles

may

i'm in europe for three weeks and my web page will be languishing. meanwhile, be sure to practice your exercises! <5.26.00>

hey - i didn't know that absinthe is still legal in barcelona. excellent. <5.26.00>

better genuflect in front of your keyboard as you read this, 'cause jesus has a homepage! wouldn't you know it, he's an aol user... <5.24.00>

well, crap. the site's been down for the past week due to pentagon investigations, but now everything's under control. sorry for the confusion. <5.23.00>

one really weird thing i found out while i was isolated was the tales of the stinkymeat. not for the squeamish... especially the high-res pictures. <5.23.00>

few people know about san francisco's royalty. learn all about emporer norton, emporer of the united states, protector of mexico and patron saint of the san francisco cacophony society. <5.23.00>

wow... here's the most scathing review of any movie that you'll ever lay your eyes upon. mr. cranky definitely hates battlefield earth. <5.16.00>

i'm such a geek. here are some really cool tv test patterns from around the world. <5.12.00>

the smoking gun has unearthed educational pamplets to be used primarily for prostitutes and crack users. originally distributed by the 'positive health program' in new york, it is now being reprinted in philadelphia. <5.12.00>

on the other hand, tips for hookers seems to be a lot more practical than tips for cheerleaders. <5.12.00>

like the coveted holy grail - i've found the last page of the internet. <5.11.00>

i've been waiting for almost a year now - "crouching tiger, hidden dragon" premieres at the cannes film festival this week. michelle yeoh, chow yun fat, ang lee and the venerable yuen-woo ping ensure that hong kong filmmaking is still going strong. unfortunately, it won't be released in the states until december. <5.11.00>

napster might win just yet! <5.10.00>

sound bites and stills from dynaman, one of the greatest sci-fi-japanese-pop-mecha-superhero shows of the 80's. <5.5.00>

it sounds like a sitcom - lorelei and the theremin-playing robot. it's the only rubbertuator-based humanoid robot of its kind! <5.5.00>

a pretty complete list of jungle cruise jokes. you should also check out the list of jungle cruise pranks. <5.4.00>

the reverend billy in new york is terrorizing all the starbucks in manhattan. i wish he would come to san francisco. <5.4.00>

it's bad enough that napster is being harrassed by 'artists' who fail to show any interest in their fans, but it looks like the attorney for 2600 could get kicked off of the dvd decoding case. <5.4.00>

wow - i had almost forgotten about dynamite magazine. i'm so glad that there are folks out there who were pack rats of their childhood pop culture. now if anyone can find me those stickers that came with gum and had horrible parodies of real advertisements, i can happily regress in style. <5.4.00>

dr. spock's backup band, they might be giants, updates their website and has exciting news about their soon to be released children's album, 'no!' <5.2.00>

takeshi kitano, one of japan's most prolific entertainers, has just released his newest film here in the states. if you liked hana-bi (fireworks), you'll like 'beat' takeshi's latest creation, kikujiro. <5.1.00>