theremin chronicles

july

are you a billionaire? do you vote? then check out billionairesforbushorgore.com because deep down inside, you know it doesn't really matter who wins in the end. <7.31.00>

if there's anything i hate more than spiders... it's zombie spiders!! <7.31.00>

i don't want to take all the fun out of the internet, but i want to know why my friends keep getting forwarded the addresses for rubberburner.com and supergreg.com. filmfatale research has discovered that these sites are are owned by a minneapolis-based advertising agency. i smell marketing evil in the air... <7.28.00>

the village voice catches up with ralph nader on the campaign trail. i know it's witty, but the phrase "bush and gore makes me want to ralph" just sounds horrible to me. fortunately, it won't stop me from voting for him in november<7.28.00>

my heart breaks. san francisco's largest, most beautiful single-screen theater, the coronet is closing its doors and being torn down. damn you, multiplexes! <7.21.00>

seattle area pharmacist sues her employer for not covering birth control pills in their health plan. women nationwide cheer on. <7.20.00>

it might be a bad idea, but a meat-eating robot is kind of cool. <7.20.00>

just when you think he's about to go away - oj simpson will have a q&a chat on his new website askoj.com. <7.20.00>

well thank god, the onion is back from vacation! while you're there, check out the coen brothers interview in the a/v department <7.19.00>

age four is a little young to get married - especially if it's just puppy love. <7.19.00>

learn your history! read about how china's first female archeologist discovered china's first female general. <7.18.00>

just saw x-men on opening night and it's actually pretty good. be sure to sit through the credits and cheer when glenn cotter's name comes up. <7.18.00>

here's a picture of kid koala on his lego 1200's - they probably don't work, but one can always hope... <7.17.00>

female canadian soldiers decide that they don't need to be supplied with combat bras. <7.17.00>

they didn't have a patron saint for film, so i had to adopt the patron saint of lost keys. <7.13.00>

we all knew it, but ridley scott has finally admitted that deckard is a replicant. <7.10.00>

a german scientist has figured out how to fully preserve human corpses. many of these bodies are now display at a swiss art exhibit. it's so gross, but i just can't stop staring. <7.10.00>

just got back from the corbin motors factory tour to check out their new 3-wheeled electric vehicle. <7.8.00>

speaking of weird cars - here's a great picture of president johnson taking a trip with his family in his amphicar. those germans think of everything. <7.8.00>

back from the dead! i bet you thought i'd never return... <7.7.00>

it's amazing - there are absolutely no bad reviews for chicken run. when you see it, be sure to sit through all the credits. <7.7.00>

with that in mind, here's salon's interview with nick park and peter lord. <7.7.00>

wow! i never realized that there's a jonathan richman lyrics page. <7.7.00>

my friend's san francisco spotlife.com house burned down while i was away. despite the fact that his home is under public surveillance 24 hours a day - nobody could call the fire department. so much for the internet. <7.7.00>

uc santa cruz is the first to post the human genome code for anyone to download. i love my alma mater. <7.7.00>