theremin chronicles

august

i just bought the new repo man limited edition dvd! i'm surprised that it didn't come in a white box with black text reading 'dvd'. anyway, here's an old alex cox interview. <8.31.00>

heh - this just goes to show - anything anti-disney is entertainment in itself. <8.31.00>

ok, i might be into some pretty strange things... but this is really strange. <8.31.00>

maybe he should trade places with this guy. <8.31.00>

this traffic accident has resulted in a bona fide cereal killer. <8.28.00>

if the millionaire goes, can he take his wife and the movie star to the new hi-tech gilligan's island? <8.28.00>

all wars should be fought with tomatoes. <8.24.00>

i had forgotten how cool anagrams were. <8.24.00>

it's a floor wax! it's a desert topping! nbc now has saturday night live archives available online! <8.24.00>

nasty, nasty, nasty, but somebody has to do it - san francisco's crime scene cleaners will clean all the blood, guts and bones from that suicide upstairs with a smile and knowledge of a job well done. <8.23.00>

more shameless advertising: you can now buy your very own shimmer kids cd online from our wonderful distributors over at parasol records. in lieu of trying to hypnotize you online, just listen to the subliminal messages. (no, i have absolutely no association with the subliminal message people) <8.23.00>

wow - now there's scientific proof that barbie dolls are harmful to little girls. <8.23.00>

those biotech guys think they're so clever, but they won't be laughing when the spider-goat attacks! <8.22.00>

you'll learn a lot if you read britney spear's guide to semiconductor physics. <8.22.00>

back in myyyyyy day - ucsc would have shunned the top ten party school title. ah, the times they are a changing, eh? <8.22.00>

sick of seeing the same addidas and reeboks everywhere? why don't you just design your own shoes?? <8.17.00>

here's the coolest calculator site... ever. <8.17.00>

cast members perform live readings of the simpsons in london! my friend jason justifiably asks why aren't they doing this here? don't they love us anymore? <8.17.00>

at last! it's finally come! stinkymeat part two is up and running! <8.17.00>

come drink beer and watch my video 'disc drive' at the zeitgeist international film festival this monday, august 21st! you know you want to. <8.16.00>

i've always known that shopping can kill you. <8.16.00>

my relatives are always asking me why i'm a vegetarian - you would be one too if you had to grow up with this diet. <8.16.00>

one of my cow-orkers has come up with this great idea to build giant dominoes for burning man. i felt bad when i mentioned to him that our camp had already done this at burning man '97. <8.14.00>

can't sleep, clown will eat me. can't sleep, clown will eat me. clowns give advice on how to handle scared kids. i think i'd stay away from the one who suggests bringing a rope... <8.12.00>

speaking of clowns, elephant groomer "shorty" sharp died three months ago and will be thawed out for his funeral ceremony scheduled to take place today. the clowns will be there. <8.12.00>

jules feiffer is ending his weekly comic strip. another great cartoonist leaves us to our own imagination. thanks for all the insight, jules. <8.12.00>

next time you fly you better behave. airlines are now lashing back at air rage passangers with their very own body restraint package. can i get some valium with that too? <8.11.00>

come visit me this monday, august 14th as filmfatale industries provides 16mm visuals for asindee, the latest weekly event at 330 ritch. <8.10.00>

hey! your computer can be used to make antz or cure cancer! and to think i was content with just playing south park snood. <8.10.00>

god-damnit, san francisco hates the arts doesn't it? downtown music studios has just announced its closure, forcing more than 500 local bands out into the cold. <8.10.00>

cuban photographer sues smirnoff for capitalizing on che guevarra's image. <8.9.00>

new york city rejects david lynch's cow sculpture. "david lynch should stick to his day job," says the city parks commissioner. <8.08.00>

buy our music! the shimmer kids underpop association has just released its first cd and is now available at aquarius records and amoeba in san francisco. otherwise, you can go to our website and order through mail. don't forget to come to our cd release party on the 27th! you know you can't resist the power of the theremin. <8.6.00>

wired reveals the truth about the evil marketing behind rubberburner.com. i knew there was something fishy...<8.6.00>

hey, i've always wanted to learn how to join the forces of darkness! now i can learn easily in just ten easy chapters! <8.2.00>

just when you thought that fishing was safe and serene, nature retaliates. <8.1.00>

san francisco takes a stab at a new car sharing program. if i didn't already have a car, i'd be all over this... <8.1.00>

images from galileo. the spacecraft, not the dead person. <8.1.00>