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archives august 05 - caesar augustus july 05 - patriots celebrating bbq june 05 - national safety month may 05 - no. you may not april 05 - joke's on you march 05 - things changed for the better here february 05 - filmfatale.org's five year anniversary. who woulda figured? january 05 - aught five december 04 - and on to aught five... november 04 - they say it's your birthday. it's my birthday too, yeah october 04 - here's your damn candy, kid september 04 - one of my favorite onion headlines: "september 11th birthday ruined forever" august 04 - agosto cero quatro july 04 - et tu, brute? june 04 - juno, wife of jupiter may 04 - may day comes from the french term m'aider april 04 - more random: april always begins on the same day of the week as july march 04 - named after the god of war: considered a lucky time to begin a war february 04 - februus was the god of purification january 04 - random trivia: january & february were the last months added to the roman calendar. december 03 - happy forced celebration holiday! november 03 - i propose a thankshaving day october 03 - i wonder what i've gotten myself into september 03 - what am i a comedian? you need more one liners? august 03 - vacation just happened to get away july 03 - vacation was all i ever wanted june 03 - remember, back in the day, when june meant the beginning of summer vacation? may 03 - yes! april 03 - no entries. march 03 - no entries. these must have been dark, dark times. february 03 - for some reason, i've always felt the first 'r' in february didn't belong there january 03 - prime aught three december 02 - thank god the year is over. on to a new one! november 02 - aurelia quevedo, bless her soul october 02 - hey everybody! let's rot our teeth! september 02 - to be honest, i'm getting tired of burning man august 02 - was that "a gust" of wind?? (hahahaha... aha... errr... ahem) july 02 - o july june 02 - foray ("holy smokes, bullwinkle!") may 02 - in our language, we call it maize. april - didn't exist. march 02 - march fourth! i mean... march forth! february 02 - groundhog day redeemed bill murray. january 02 - oh god. not another year already. december 01 - must... not... kill... during... holidays... november 01 - jesus! is it my birthday already? october 01 - jesus! is it october already? september 01 - everyone will remember where they were on the 11th august 01 - ferdinand mobius july 01 - i gots your independence right here... june 01 - bugs (me) may 01 - yes sir, may i have another? april 01 - ship of fools, month of fools march 01 - the lemming month - we are all marching to our dooms february 01 - the winter of my discontent january 01 - aught one december 00 - you better watch out, or i'll deck your halls too, damnit november 00 - turducken october 00 - scary: election coverage. not scary: al gore masks. september 00 - it's winter in australia august 00 - you know, that fat kid from willy wonka (wait... that was augustus) july 00 - get drunk and play with explosives. this is the american way june 00 - cleaver (was on vacation and nowhere near the internet) may 00 - i got yer maypole right here! (cue rude gesture) april 00 - ahhh, spring in san francisco - now i can wear thinner sweaters! march 00 - lousy smarch february 00 - valentines day... massacre |