ok, so here's the deal.

i decided i wanted to write about the road trip because i suck at long form writing. the longest piece i've ever written was probably back in college, and i suspect it reached whatever length it reached only because i double spaced my essays and used a large font. you know... because i didn't want to strain my professor's eyes.

i figured if i wrote about the road trip, it would be a nice, lengthy tale about soul searching and americana. lord knows, i'd have enough material to fill a significant amount of space and there's definitely a linear progression of story. i start in california - hit maine and come back. how hard could it be?

as it turns out, all i did was prove to myself that i have the attention span of a gnat.

lord knows how i managed to have my attention span and keep enough focus to start a career and somehow manage a vague sense of success. fortunately, though, the career involves creating movies for people with short attention spans, so it all works itself out in the cheesy hollywood end. unfortunately, this doesn't seem to bode well in my attempt at long form writing. as structured as the road-trip writing project was, it was too much of a challenge for my mtv/comedy central addled brain. the story got stuck somewhere in vermont, after i got pulled over for a speeding ticket by a cop who was all too proud about pulling over a nerdy california girl driving a lime green honda hybrid.

my tale hadn't even reached maine - where i got myself a snazzy super-fancy hotel room and drank on the rooftop bar overlooking the atlantic ocean. i hadn't written a word about driving back down the coast and visiting mike and laura at their picturesque house in one of the richest suburbs of boston. there was also all kinds of happiness when i visited pete in brooklyn and we went to go see they might be giants perform with david cross at a fundraiser for 826nyc - the sister store to 826valencia san francisco. 826 san francisco is a pirate store, and the new brooklyn store would be a superhero supply location. their logo is a telephone booth. how unbelievably cool is that?

maybe someday the words won't come out in fits and starts and i'll feel myself writing about all of this. i mean... there are a lot of fabulous tales to tell. visiting doug, lisa & juniper in virginia and hanging out on their decommissioned battleship, the batz maru. or having doug take me to the national security administration's museum where i was able to play around with a genuine enigma machine! it was a lot of fun, that trip of mine - but i'm learning that i can't do it all in one fell swoop like i imagined i could. i'll have to write about other adventures in the process.

since the last entry, i've done some other incredible things. i've gone to china to study martial arts from one of the masters of the wu style of tai chi. i flew down to los angeles with 20 of my favorite people to watch the price is right. the company for which i work for has moved its historic offices from the industrial, covert area of san rafael to the high profile craziness of san francisco's presidio. i've gone to hawaii to spend a week with my friends and watch two wonderful people get married. the band transformed into something new. there's also a boy.

so this is my rant about how i need to put the road trip story away. this will be a brief station break as i fill the pages once again with new stories. someday i will tell you, the reader, all about my wonderful days on the road - but i need to put new, fresh words on the page while they're happening.

i hope you don't mind. <10.09.05>

 

 

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